You want rocks? You want sticks? You want cute Cave Boy and pets?
More important, you want PREHISTORIC PARTY??!!
Ooga, baby, you’ve come to the right place! We’re capping off the official Me Want Pet! Blog Tour with a peek inside this brand new picture book, officially released this week, by two of the funniest, most popular creators in the field today: quacky, monster-loving Tammi Sauer and the primitive but potty-trained Bob Shea. Tammi and Bob will also talk about their pets in a bit, and of course we have lots of grub for everyone, so please stick around. ☺
First, l’accoutrements. Can’t have a proper Cave Boy celebration without clubs! Grab this, but mind how you use it. Twirl it, cuddle it, tap dance with it, but no violence, please.
Next, your official Woolly Mammoth hat. This is especially good if you’re having a bad hair day.
We also have furry caveman feet. Put them on to channel your inner troglodyte. Stomp and romp to your heart’s content!
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to a department store and he asked for my autograph.
(Shirley Temple)
♥ Today’s cinematic Sunday Bear Hug is brought to you by Cornelius, who wishes you a Happy Oscar Sunday and wants to know if you think he’s handsomer than George Clooney.
For the last four years, the pasta of choice here at Alphabet Soup has been your Sesame Street Organic Alphabet Pasta. These friendly letters have been used exclusively for the many bowls of pub day celebration soups featured in my ongoing Soup of the Day series.
Recently I discovered you’ve discontinued this product!
*weeps*
I had been faithful to your alphabets for good reason. Not all alphabet pastas are created equal, and Earth’s Best really was THE BEST!
AS Kitchen Helpers give Earth’s Best six paws up!
It had nothing to do with being organic, or that cute picture of Grover on the box (he still does a happy dance whenever Carrie Jones’s name is mentioned). No, it has to do with strength.
While not the biggest letters once they’re cooked up, these guys stood up to being boiled, drained, sorted, then carefully lowered with toothpicks into soup without breaking.
If you accidentally dropped them, they’d giggle and happily bounce off the floor, all the while remaining intact. If you placed them a little too much to the left or right, they didn’t mind being pushed over a smidge or two. Once refrigerated, they retained their fresh appearance for two weeks, anxious to star in future soups.
But now, they’re gone. *bites knuckles*
Apparently you discontinued them sometime last Fall (?), but I only found out recently when I got down to my last half a box.
Oh sure, there’s some kind of replacement available with the same distributor listed. It goes by the brand DeBoles, Kids Only! Yeah, a red box, also organic, with slightly larger letters than before.
Imposter!
I don’t mind the larger size, but these letters are thinner and tend to break if you just look at them the wrong way. Wimps!
Behold imposter DeBoles along with store brand.
Earth’s best (left), teeny tiny store brand (center), DeBoles (right)
We’ve shopped around for other brands — our local Giant has a store brand, but the letters are just too small. Amazon offers several others, but you have to buy a 12-pack for $40 or something. Can’t risk that.
Why, oh why?
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Now I may need to get a new job, like selling vacuum cleaners or something. I just can’t see myself making any more pub day soups without my favorite alphabet pasta. 😦
Earth’s Best, I’m hard pressed (and screwed).
Gone to pot,
Jama Rattigan Former Head Soup Maker
(Formerly your biggest fan who bought so much of this product I practically owned stock in the company.)
P.S. If anybody out there can vouch for Ronzoni, DaVinci, Hello Kitty, Racconto, La Moderna, Eden Organic, or any other brand, please let me know. I’m looking for medium sized letters that can stand a little handling, don’t plump up too much after cooking, and will photograph nicely.
How nice of you to arrive so well groomed! Pink-tongued, tail-wagging, perky-eared guests are especially welcome at our table. No need to sit up and beg!
But brace yourself. Believe it or not, there are a few misguided folks in this world who think “feast” does not mix with “fur”.
Take Alberto, for example, the nattily dressed owner of the City Lights Restaurant in Linda Ashman’s heartwarming new picture book. When he sees a boy approaching his café with a St. Bernard, he changes the “Welcome” on his chalkboard sign to “No Dogs Allowed.” Harumph!
Jama's Alphabet Soup 