“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.” — Unknown

Welcome to Poetry Friday at Alphabet Soup!
Donut or doughnut? Maple Bacon or Bourbon Caramel Apple Pie? Cinnamon Sugar or Coconut Caramel Crunch? Donut ask me to choose. They’re all good.
What better way to celebrate October — arguably the prettiest fall month — than with donuts? Call it my once-a-year indulgence, when I can convincingly “rationalize” the intake of extra calories, fat and sugar (especially since several donut shops around here feature scrumptious seasonal flavors). I think Pennsylvania poet Betsey Cullen has the right idea.
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RATIONALIZATION
by Betsey Cullen
Fry, dunk, sugar, cajole, bathe in cinnamon, sprinkle
cha-cha dancers on smooth whiteness,
ice like Jackson Pollock. Thank the Dutch
for every olykoek, palm-size, four hundred calories
wide, one hundred calories deep.
Isn't calorie a measure of heat? Ah, sweet crutch;
chocolate glazed, cream-based, two-a-day. Straight
from mouth to hip. Can you swallow it?
Food hit of the century in 1934, way too much
for tubbies. Loosen up. Krispy Kreme rhymes
with dream. Go ahead. Wallow
in a carrot-cake donut, call it a vegetable.
~ from The Book of Donuts, edited by Jason Lee Brown and Shanie Latham (Terrapin Books, 2017).

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Who am I to argue with Betsey? 😀
Just because you’re cute, here’s a short recipe poem from The New Home Cook Book published by the Illinois State Register (1926). This was a ladies club community cookbook that appeared annually between 1922 and 1926. The poem preceded the actual recipe, which doesn’t indicate how many doughnuts it makes. A fun and tasty bit of nostalgia to nibble on in any case.

DOUGHNUTS
One cup sugar, one cup milk,
Two eggs beaten fine as silk;
Salt and nutmeg (lemon will do),
Of baking powder, teaspoons two;
Lightly stir the flour in,
Roll on pie board, not too thin,
Cut in diamonds, twist or rings,
Drop with care, the doughy things,
Into fat that briskly swells
Evenly the spongy cells;
Watch with care the time for turning
Fry them brown, just short of burning,
Roll in sugar, serve when cool,
Price a quarter for this rule.

Doughnuts
Ingredients
- 1 cup sugar
- 1 cup milk
- 2 eggs
- 1/4 tsp. salt
- 1 tsp. baking powder
- 1 tablespoon lard
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- nutmeg to taste
- flour to make soft dough
Directions
Beat egg, add sugar, melted lard and sour milk into which soda has been stirred. Add grated nutmeg and salt. Sift baking powder with flour and mix to make a soft dough. Knead lightly, roll out, cut and fry in deep hot fat. Dust with powdered or granulated sugar.What’s your favorite? Do you prefer a raised or cake donut? Sugared or glazed? Yes or no to sprinkles?

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Now, while you’re sitting there with that glazed look on your face, please leave your links with the ravenous Mr. Linky below. Anxious to see your original poems, poems by others, reviews, and interesting poetic musings. Thanks for joining us this week!
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🍩 May you have a donut-y weekend filled with cream, jelly, custard and pudding!
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